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end-user largely unnecessary agreement (eula)
by accessing this website, you agree to the following:
bananas are now currency.
all transactions on eep will be conducted in bananas. we reserve the right to alter the exchange rate based on the lunar cycle, your favorite color, and how many socks you own.
dancing is mandatory.
every 42 minutes, you must engage in a spontaneous dance. failure to comply will result in your access being temporarily revoked until you can prove your dance moves to the satisfaction of our chief t-rex officer.
privacy is optional.
eep collects the following information: your favorite cereal, the number of jellybeans in your possession, and the exact shade of your aura. we may also occasionally send you pictures of squirrels in hats.
mutant animals are property of eep.
any animal you encounter while browsing our site, whether real or imaginary, becomes property of eep. this includes, but is not limited to, invisible frogs and singing hedgehogs. by agreeing to this eula, you waive all rights to said animals, including but not limited to: ownership, cuddle rights, and the ability to name them.
no complaints allowed.
complaints are strictly forbidden. if you feel unhappy with our service, please turn your frown upside down, then submit your complaint to the nearest toaster for processing. your toaster will then send the feedback to us via carrier pigeon.
time travel clauses apply.
you understand that while using eep, you may inadvertently time travel. if you accidentally meet your past self, please refrain from engaging in conversation or attempting to alter the timeline, as this may result in an overwhelming urge to buy multiple pairs of socks.
the eep lords.
eep reserves the right to summon the eep lords for any reason at any time. should you encounter them, please offer them an appropriate tribute of chocolate chip cookies or interpretive dance.
by continuing to use eep, you accept all the bananas, dance obligations, and mutant animal responsibilities outlined in this eula. please enjoy your time on eep, and remember, "the tofu has spoken!"
end of agreement. proceed to the dancing frog algorithm page for further instructions.